Just when you thought you had heard it all.. Part 2 of the best sounding medical terms/jargon comes your way. Well I never! Julie supplied a few of these, a muse she is.
- Ependymoma
Sounds like: Something you should be saying in a southern country accent (Well that’s just an ependyyyyyyymoma of a problem there chuck, ain’t it). Is actually: A tumour of sorts.
- Methotrexate
Sounds like: A transformer. Is actually: A drug
- Gonadoblastoma
Sounds like: An ‘interesting’ superhero power. Is actually: Not.
- Ophthalmology
Sounds like: What you say when jaws stuck together with toffee (And I’d know) Is actually: Eye stuff (My professional description of course)
- Saddleback fever
Sounds like: The sequel to brokeback mountain. Is actually: A pattern of fever, seen with such illnesses as Dengue fever.
- Chikungunya
Sounds like: A takeaway meal! Probably from a dodgy restaurant. Is actually: A tropical fever (See why I love tropical medicine, it has the BEST names)
- Agammaglobulinemia
Sounds like: A goopy material. Also, a tongue twister. Seriously. Say it 3 times quick. Is actually: A genetic disorder where people can’t fight off infections
- Coccidioidomycosis
Sounds like: Mary Poppins’ next musical venture. Is actually: Mary Poppins’ next musical adventure for at risk groups.
- Amphotericin
Sounds like: A kind of reptile, possibly extinct. Is actually: An anti-fungal agent.
- Leishmaniasis
Sounds like: Something the evil wizard in a Disney movie yells before swirls of black purple smoke descend upon his tower and lightning strikes. Is actually: A tropical parasite. Loverly.
- PLAP
Sounds like: Something you should shout and get yelled at by parents. Is actually: Abbreviation for Placental like alkaline phosphatase (quite the term in itself!)
- Alpha Thalassaemia
Sounds like: The first and second names of a child whose parents let me name them. Is actually: A genetic disorder of the blood.
- Gleevac
Sounds like: A mood elevating cleaning appliance. Is actually: A drug for treating some forms of cancer
- Hydroxychloroquine
Sounds like: A cleaning product from 50s America… Or a foodstuff from 50s America. Is actually: An antimalarial drug
Next: Words chosen by Julie.
- Rugger Jersey Spine
Sounds like: It’s just such a great descriptor. Is actually: A description of a spine where it actually looks stripey on XRay, seen in osteosclerosis (possibly caused by the blasted kidneys and their evil reign of bodily terror)
- Zygomatic
The forgotten lyrics in Greased Lightening, ‘iiiits zayyyyygomatic’. Is actually: Your cheekbone. Zygomatic bone, arch.
- Leiomyoma
Sounds like: An exclamation before one begins to salsa (Llly-oh-my-OH-ma! eeeeeeeee). Is actually: A tumour of smooth muscle.
- Apple Green Birefringence
Sounds like:…Maybe Snow white’s nickname. If she had sea green silk dresses on. Post ‘primary-colour-pre-marriage’ shenanigans perhaps. Is actually: What you get when you look at amyloid under polarized light with a congo red stain (boo ya. Will never forget that, seriously)
- Toxic megacolon
Sounds like: A villain in some superhero film. Like – I! AM! Toxiiiic MEGACOLON! *evil laugh* Is actually: Er… A toxic megacolon.
- Ecchymosis
Sounds like: A german insult. Eck-ee- MOSE-is! Is actually: A kind of rash. Subcutaneous Purpura if you will.
These terms remind me all too well of studying for last year’s Biology final…except 10x harder to remember! My hat goes off to you for having to learn all this. I think my favorite word is Leishmaniasis. It’s just so fun to say!
It fantastic to say isn’t it?
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Love your comments on each word, made me laugh. I’m a medical student but I never thought of them like that, certainly makes things interesting :’))