Another of my favourite oldies:
I do believe I was attempting to say something to the tune of
‘Ah here, you with the city accent, I’ll show you how that’s done. (Alternatively, ‘Out of the way Boy, I’ll show you how it’s done’) You in the dress, get back from these, this is no place for you. Hup there lambs, dhrink up’
Cake in the country 
westmeath accent constitutes a city accent…surely not?!
But Jennifer- They are the Limericks! Dost thou not recognise ones own cousins?!
Or are you talking about the aunt?
I like the use of Westmeath also 🙂
Oh my word… your picture, adorable! Your caption, PRICELESS!